Muttering Pines
Crucifixion Chicken - Unisex Tee
Crucifixion Chicken - Unisex Tee
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Split, seasoned, tied to a cross and roasted over open fire. This shirt may not taste as good, but it'll get people talking!. Don't know what a crucifixion chicken is? Have a listen to our podcast episode 7 to find out!
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
Designed in Calgary, AB
All our products are designed by the three idiots behind Muttering Pines, either here in Calgary, or at one of the farms or homesteads we spend our time at.
Shipping & Returns
We aim to have your product delivered to you within 7-14 business days, ideally sooner. If you are not happy with your product please contact us or read our policies.