Welcome to the bush league

Designed in Calgary, Alberta our apparel reflects the culture and aesthetic of those who embody the world of the outdoors. Whether it’s weekend hiking, hitting the river for some rainbow trout, chasing after that trophy whitetail, or milling lumber with a chainsaw, we’ve got you covered.

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mistakes make great stories

Yup, Darren wrote and illustrated a book. Fancy that.

 

A collection of learnings from a half-ok outdoorsman who doesn’t take himself — or much of anything — seriously. From felling a tree, to collecting firewood, what type of land you should buy, and even yes, outhouses. This illustrated ‘guide’ is a compendium of facts, lessons, and outrageous learnings that will either help you become a more avid outdoorsman, or fast track you to a comfortable stay at your local hospital.

Buy on Amazon

Copyright 2025 Muttering Pines . | . Calgary, AB

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Welcome to the bush league

Designed in Calgary, Alberta our apparel reflects the culture and aesthetic of those who embody the world of the outdoors. Whether it’s weekend hiking, hitting the river for some rainbow trout, chasing after that trophy whitetail, or milling lumber with a chainsaw, we’ve got you covered.

Shop the whole collection on Etsy

mistakes make great stories

Yup, Darren wrote and illustrated a book. Fancy that.

 

A collection of learnings from a half-ok outdoorsman who doesn’t take himself — or much of anything — seriously. From felling a tree, to collecting firewood, what type of land you should buy, and even yes, outhouses. This illustrated ‘guide’ is a compendium of facts, lessons, and outrageous learnings that will either help you become a more avid outdoorsman, or fast track you to a comfortable stay at your local hospital.

Buy on Amazon

Copyright 2025 Muttering Pines . | . Calgary, AB